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Product Warnings:”Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.” — In the information booklet.”Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.” — On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.”For external use only!” — On a curling iron.”Warning: This product can burn eyes.” — On a curling iron.”Do not use in shower.” — On a hair dryer.”Do not use while sleeping.” — On a hair dryer.”Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.” — On a hand-held massaging device.”Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.” — On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.”Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.” — On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.”Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.” — On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.”This product not intended for use as a dental drill.” — On an electric rotary tool.”Caution: Do not spray in eyes.” — On a container of underarm deodorant.”Do not drive with sunshield in place.” — On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.”Caution: This is not a safety protective device.” — On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.”Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.” — On an “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter.”Battery may explore or leak.” — On a battery. See a scanned image.”Do not eat toner.” — On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.”Not intended for highway use.” — On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.”This product is not to be used in bathrooms.” — On a Holmes bathroom heater.”May irritate eyes.” — On a can of self-defense pepper spray.”Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.” — On a novelty rock garden set called “Popcorn Rock.”"Caution! Contents hot!” — On a Domino’s Pizza box.”Caution: Hot beverages are hot!” — On a coffee cup.”Caution: Shoots rubber bands.” — On a product called “Rubber Band Shooter.”"Warning: May contain small parts.” — On a frisbee.”Do not use orally.” — On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.”Please keep out of children.” — On a butcher knife.”Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.” — On a birthday card for a 1 year old.”Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.” — On a battery.”Warning: Do not use on eyes.” — In the manual for a heated seat cushion.”Do not look into laser with remaining eye.” — On a laser pointer.”Do not use for drying pets.” — In the manual for a microwave oven.”For use on animals only.” — On an electric cattle prod.”For use by trained personnel only.” — On a can of air freshener.”Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.” — On a can of air freshener.”Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.” — On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.”Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.” — In the manual for a jetski.”Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.” — A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.”Do not use as ear plugs.” — On a package of silly putty.”Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.” — On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.”Warning: knives are sharp!” — On the packaging of a sharpening stone.”Not for weight control.” — On a pack of Breath Savers.”Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.” — On the label of a bottled drink.”Theft of this container is a crime.” — On a milk crate.”Do not use intimately.” — On a tube of deodorant.”Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.” — On a box of rat poison.”Fragile. Do not drop.” — Posted on a Boeing 757.”Cannot be made non-poisonous.” — On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.”Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.” — On a portable stroller.”Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes.” — On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.”Look before driving.” — On the dash board of a mail truck.”Do not iron clothes on body.” — On packaging for a Rowenta iron.”Do not drive car or operate machinery.” — On Boot’s children’s cough medicine.”For indoor or outdoor use only.” — On a string of Christmas lights.”Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” — On a child sized Superman costume.”This door is alarmed from 7:00pm – 7:00am.” — On a hospital’s outside access door.”Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.” — On a sign at a railroad station.”Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.” — On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.”Product will be hot after heating.” — On

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